Newsflash

Headline: Miss America once suffered from anorexia.

I’m shocked!  A beauty queen with an eating disorder (or history of same?)  How novel!  Newsworthy, even!

Cold & decaffeination proceed apace.  120mg yesterday, plus a lot of sudafed and ibuprofen.  Glad I’m not preggo at the moment.

Also, confidential to the coworker who keeps calling me a juvenile diminutive of my actual name (think Janie for Jane here) – stop.  Seriously.  I’m not five.  Don’t make me spork you.

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4 Comments on “Newsflash”

  1. byrdlady Says:

    Oh, i hope you feel better soon!


  2. How is it news that a stick-insect once made herself sick in order to be stick-insect-like? HOW? How is that newsworthy? What is wrong with the media?

    (Sorry, my head exploded for a minute.)

    G

  3. campbellclan Says:

    So I just found your blog as I was browsing the internet to calm my nerves after an unfortunate event involving diarrhea with my dog, and I came across your blog. I have to say, it is not so often that I find another individual with my exact sense of humor. I’ll be reading. . .
    april
    http://www.secondsister.etsy.com

  4. milkmaid79 Says:

    Spork– my fave word! And, um- are we not the same person… 29, snarky, bitchy… all very familiar! 😀


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