Very Important Memo

Confidential to gallbladder:

Please to sit down, shut up and just do your job.  This whole routine of waking up all the other organs at five o’clock in the morning with the red-hot poker under the ribs sensation is just not working out for us.  Back is also pissed, because he’s getting blamed for your referred pain.  He has enough to deal with after that little kerfuffle in April, thank you.

Sincerely,

The rest of the body

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