Boobies!

Made you look.

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Query

Things I’d like to know:
1) Why my neighbors have sufficient lights on that I can hardly stand the glare in my dining room. With the blinds closed.
2) The subject of the certified letter sent to me by the IRS (for which the USPS left me a receipt.) Even money says it’s an audit [...]

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Happy Halloween

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A New Parlor Game

Fun and Games at Casa de Snark on a Saturday night:
Due to two distractible babies (who shall remain nameless) I’ve started watching a lot of television on mute while nursing. They’re facing away from it, so don’t get nosy unless they hear dialogue/music.
As such, I’ve been enjoying playing “guess the couple” on [...]

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Thirty

It’s here!

I’ve really enjoyed doing the 30×30 posts (and the order was totally random, thanks to www.random.org ) despite having a little trouble getting them posted each day.
On to a new decade and new challenges!  Who knows where I’ll be by 40!  Two almost-ten-year-olds, and maybe another kid or two, or another dog or two, [...]

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Hot Marching Band Bitches

Just another search term that led some poor googler to this site.  Check out the stats – s/he might even have been my 100,000th hit!
(I know, you’re all very impressed.)
In honor of this glorious event, I offer you the following image.  I’m considering adding him as  a mascot.  Please take small children by the hand.  [...]

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Search Me

Does anyone but me just adore checking out your blog stats, and seeing exactly what the masses are googling to get here?
A few selections (with comments):
Imput This is not a word, as previously discussed.  Try input instead.
Sex cocaine bitch If you’d call her nicer names, you might not need the cocaine to get the sex.  Consider [...]

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Not Dead

Has it really been three weeks since I posted?  Criminy.  Since then, I’ve spent three days at the farm, fought a nasty case of mastitis (first 102+ temp I’ve had in I don’t know how long) and worked 132 hours in the House of God. 
We opened the new ER on the 23rd, leading to an [...]

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Pentecost

Grandma died at a little after seven this morning.  She’d been at the hospice house for the last several days, and they took great care of her, but in the end cancer is just an evil beast. 
It’s a beautiful, sunny Sunday morning, and my cousins (her other two granddaughters) are being confirmed today, and it’s [...]

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Erasmus B. Dragon

Why the lack of new posts?  Nothing particularly interesting is going on (not that that’s stopped me before) so will just update my three readers with the following list of my recent activities:

Whittling away at Mount Washmore, which was originally roughly the size of a Volkswagen Bug (the 60’s model) and is now only one load [...]

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