For A Friend

Just for Mrs. Broccoli Guy:
(Also suitable for kindergartners )
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s [...]

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Mood Improvement 101

This had me laughing hysterically. Enjoy!
Brokeback to the Future
Ha!
Or, alternatively, enjoy the comedy stylings of Rock Paper Saddam and its sequel, Rock Paper Saddam: The Painting.

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Today’s Funny

I really think that if you need these instructions on the bag of desiccant enclosed in your pregnancy test package, you really shouldn’t be trying to get pregnant. Just a hunch.

(Oh, and for the unfamiliar – these are the tests ordered in bulk by medical people and TTC-ers – not the ol’ pharmacy “my period’s [...]

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He’s a…a…a Botanist!

Nevermind the insanity of the article “Woman Claims Sundae Tainted with Blood” – it’s the quote below that had me cracking up.
Ferrell is the former assistant manager that handled the woman’s complaint. Meoli is the franchise owner.
Ferrell, who no longer works at the restaurant, should not have said the substance was blood, Meoli said.

“What is [...]

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Heh.

Go to Google, type in Clinton Iraq 1998 and click “I’m Feeling Lucky.” You know the drill.

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Happy Bastille Day

In honor of my deep and abiding love for the French (ha) I’m hosting a Bastille day party this evening, guest list 2. Featured will be 1) Kentucky Fried Chicken, 2) Tennessee whiskey, 3) Colorado beer and 4) California TV. Additional intentionally non-French things to follow. Most assuredly *not* present will be: 1) Mimes 2) [...]

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Rabid Models

Has anyone ever noticed that the Victoria’s Secret models always look a bit deranged, cross-eyed and/or rabid? Does that really make anyone want to buy underwear? I mean…oooh…rabies…that really gets me HOT.
I buy their underwear, too, but really, it worries me. Is a Body by Victoria bra worth the risk of contracting some as-yet-unrecognized mental [...]

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Hell Freezes Over

It seems that the ambient temperature of hell has decreased significantly, as compared to previous reports. This breaking news can be found here.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled BS session.

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Some Special Things to Peruse

I found this…ahem…selection of lovely sights, and wanted to share.
None of them are any relations/pets/friends/vehicles of mine, and I disclaim *any* participation therein. Short answer: I found it on the internet, people!
Babies Need Makeup Too!
Dude, Where’s My Bike?
Fashionable Kitty
The Well-Dressed Dog
Puppy Love
Can I Help Drive?
And my personal favorite:
The Leaning Tower of Cats

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