Choose Your Own Adventure

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OS Alternatives

My computer dates back to 2003, so I’ve been browsing the new computer scene a bit, and what I’ve found could make this devoted PC user want to consider a mac (and this is from someone who was p.o.’ed when she had to switch from DOS to Windows 3.1!  DOS!)
My real feelings?

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Happy Easter

After staying up far too long this morning (long enough to make deviled eggs, do a load of laundry and go to church) and sleeping far too little, I’m off to my grandmother’s for an Easter brisket then back to work.  Fortunately, I have Monday through Wednesday off to sleeeeeep. 
Until then, Happy Easter!

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Local Humor

 
As opposed to…

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When I’m an Evil Overlord

hehe.
Have been in horrible, dratted mood all week, due primarily to adoption-wait-frustration & hormones.  This made me crack up.
The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl [...]

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For A Friend

Just for Mrs. Broccoli Guy:
(Also suitable for kindergartners )
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s [...]

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Mood Improvement 101

This had me laughing hysterically. Enjoy!
Brokeback to the Future
Ha!
Or, alternatively, enjoy the comedy stylings of Rock Paper Saddam and its sequel, Rock Paper Saddam: The Painting.

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Today’s Funny

I really think that if you need these instructions on the bag of desiccant enclosed in your pregnancy test package, you really shouldn’t be trying to get pregnant. Just a hunch.

(Oh, and for the unfamiliar – these are the tests ordered in bulk by medical people and TTC-ers – not the ol’ pharmacy “my period’s [...]

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He’s a…a…a Botanist!

Nevermind the insanity of the article “Woman Claims Sundae Tainted with Blood” – it’s the quote below that had me cracking up.
Ferrell is the former assistant manager that handled the woman’s complaint. Meoli is the franchise owner.
Ferrell, who no longer works at the restaurant, should not have said the substance was blood, Meoli said.

“What is [...]

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Heh.

Go to Google, type in Clinton Iraq 1998 and click “I’m Feeling Lucky.” You know the drill.

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