Boa Constrictor

Just dreamt that one of my coworkers was making me eat grasshoppers and trying to crush me to death (around the torso, like a boa constrictor) because I didn’t put the unlabelled mail in the right individuals’ mailboxes.  (No addresses on anything, so I just had to guess.)  My grandmother, aunt and great-aunt were also [...]

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I Dream Of Livestock

You know you’re either pregnant, crazy or on mind-altering drugs when:
You dream that you’ve been given a tiny calf (the size of a human infant) by Weevil Navarro and have been assigned to breastfeed it as part of your work duties. 
And no, I didn’t watch Heroes last night.  I did watch Veronica, but whither the [...]

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Dreaming of the DildoCam

I just had my first IVF dream.  I was in for my first wand-monkey appointment, and found that my ovaries were completely devoid of follicles.  Not one.  Compared to my usual double digit follicle counts.  Anxious?  No, not at all!  Why do you ask?  Argh.

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Whore Moans

I just popped my first birth control pill for my IVF, while suppressing a little chuckle.  This is now the third time in my life that I’ve been on bcps, and, oddly enough, none of those episodes on birth control have been to control birth.  Ah, the irony.  The IVF med-count is now at 5 pills/day [...]

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Hungry Armadillos

I dreamt last night that armadillos were chewing through my phone lines, and that the only way to deal with them was to wrap them up in plastic garbage bags and put them outside, but I wasn’t allowed to kill them (and actually had to prevent them from dying due to suffocation/heat/sun exposure.) 
The armadillos looked [...]

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ABC-Induced Brain Damage

So last night I had an Alias/Grey’s Anatomy combo dream, all of which was occurring in the ER where I work.  Most of the details are fuzzy (sadly, because I think it would’ve been a great story) other than my wearing of one of those yellow trauma gowns (you know, the scratchy bitches that open [...]

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Dude

I totally forgot to blog this yesterday, so you’re all getting it today.  This is another one of those “so I had this dream” posts, just warning you.
So I had this dream on Monday night/early Tuesday a.m., in which I was watching the Super Bowl.  In person, not on TV.  It was the appropriate teams [...]

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My Own Private Neurosis

Weird dream du jour (clearly influenced by listening to NPR while still asleep):
I dreamt that I was responsible for Gerald Ford’s death, because I’d had a pacemaker put in him, and then failed to put him on Coumadin (blood thinner) afterwards, and he died of complications thereof, and the FBI was after me. (Nevermind that [...]

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What is it with me and rodents?

I swear. My subconscious. It’s a scary place. First I had this dream, about the guinea pig baby, and now, last night, another, sort of similar one.
(Warning – this is gross!) I dreamt I was pregnant, with about a month until my due date. Even in the dream, I had [...]

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Life is SO Unfair

So I was having this great dream (you know the kind) in which I’d gone to Hawaii with this really hot guy, and just as it’s really getting good, BOOM!
A 20 pound scottie (who shall remain nameless) jumps on me & wakes me up. So much for that! Sigh.

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