Does anyone but me just adore checking out your blog stats, and seeing exactly what the masses are googling to get here?
A few selections (with comments):
Imput This is not a word, as previously discussed. Try input instead.
Sex cocaine bitch If you’d call her nicer names, you might not need the cocaine to get the sex. Consider this a helpful hint from Heloise.
Mastitis + book of the bitch Well, yeah. Mastitis makes a girl a bit crabby. I recommend shoving an adult beverage or three in her direction, with a side of dicloxacillin.
OB Stirrups for sale Are you selling or buying? If selling, I recommend Craigslist. If buying, and you’re not an OB, I recommend therapy.
Getting pink amoxicillin out of baby clothes Oxyclean is your friend for all baby-related stains.
Nicknames for Chloe I call mine “Sugar Pumpkin” from time to time, but I don’t think that’s what you’re looking for.
Nuns pee Yes, I’m given to understand that they do.
Took 3 ambien And how was your nap?
And finally…Snarky Feminist Quote May I suggest “People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.” (Rebecca West)
your response to “sex cocaine bitch” is by far my favorite